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Trochu starší, úplně mimo dané roční období a v angličtině, přesto:
Dear all,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
Czech Republic great (not to imply that Czech Republic is necessarily greater
than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the
wishee.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall
it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations
or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc
religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no
reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or
others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the
implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is
void where prohibited by law.
Best personal (or if I've insulted you during the past year and/or we're
not speaking, impersonal) regards,
.... Your Lawyer
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- IN VINO VERITAS -
- OMNI ANIMA POST COITUM TRISTE EST -
- PATER INCERTUM EST -
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